HULK SMASHIN' BLINKER HAZE

This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready and check out the wildest show on earth! It's our pal the Jade Colossus and he's turned up the volume on the blinkers. This time won't believe your peepers. Those diminutive lights are gonna be flashin'like crazy faster than a speeding train. Get ready 'cause this is one display you won't wanna sleep through. Expect the unexp